Saturday mornings 9am - 11am
FOLLOW THESE RULES AND WE'LL GET ALONG JUST FINE...
- No cars or trucks that are in working condition
- No alcoholic beverages
- No firearms
- No cork-filled bats
- Try to keep it down to three items
- No real estate (or unreal estate)
- NO CEMETERY PLOTS!
- Here's a tip: Give us just one phone number or listeners will probably not get either number written down correctly
- If you do provide us with two numbers, I will not repeat them
(that takes away from time that I could be telling one of my jokes from
my Benito Mussollini Joke Book)
- Above all...have fun with it.
- There is no rule #11