Tired of those "sissy" friendship poems? Here's one that really hits home.
"When you are sad, I will help you plot revenge against the moron who made you sad"
"When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you."
"When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in"
"When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get"
"When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it will be"
"When you are confused, I will use little words"
"When you are sick, stay away from until you get better"
"When you fall, I will point and laugh"